Absolutely the most interesting nånsin

Come share this golden age with me
In my single room apartment
and if it all amounts to nothing -
it doesnt matter, these are still our glory days.

Oh my face is unappealing
And my thoughts are unoriginal.
I did experiments with substances
But all it did was make me ill

Oh and I could be a genius
If I just put my mind to it
and I, I could do anything
If only I could get round to it.

When you have seen how big the world is
how can you make do with this?
If you want me I'll be sleeping in -
Sleeping in throughout these glory days.